i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
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are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
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do you ever have an epiphany like wow im actually such an asshole
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Source: jaidefinichonI listened to the whole Daft Punk album while watching this gif. It was amazing. Gifs are a helluva drug maan.
One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser
it was last week
i am seventeen years old
the class was A.P. calculus
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