My high school sucks. The only thing good about it is that you can open the doors with your butt.

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like 

(Source: tridant)

My mom: are you not picking that up?? I’m kicking your ass!

*my dad, sister, and I all stare at her*

My mom: …..hole

cisforcharlie:

why does everyone on tumblr need to be all caring and considerate and shit